Monday, February 20, 2017

Ten Types of People You Meet on the Chairlift

Person who asks: "Which way are you going at the top" - I guess people ask this because they don't want you to turn into them at the top.   ???

- Craft Beer Enthusiast:  sports seven craft beer stickers on his topsheet.

- Gear Guy (girl) Talks about their obscure ski / snowboard and has full on winter clothing when it's thirty degrees and sunny. 

- Dad With Kids Who Wants The Bar Down

- Guy Who Vapes: usually, it smells good. Like strawberry shortcake or something.

- Older Skier Who Asks: "Do You Do Rails?"

- Ski Patrol: who, before getting off lift says: "be safe"

Guy who knows you... but you don't know him. So you roll with it. 

- Older skier who asks: "Is snowboarding hard?" 

- The person who asks: "Did you make that?" While you are carrying your snowskate.